You know how baking cocoa smells like heaven and tastes like aspirin dust?
Last night for a dessert, I dipped my strawberries into unsweetened almond milk and then rolled them in said aspirin dust. Except the aspirin-dust-covered strawberries actually tasted like chocolate-covered strawberries, and my face did that annoying swoony thing I hate seeing from chefs and foodies on TV.
But if that's what it takes for me to know my body's changing, whatever. Plus it's a hell of a lot more pleasant than the cloud of stink the demons in my general colo-rectal area seem hellbent on producing.*
But that's a post for a different day.
*So the gas thing. It gets better right? Please tell me it gets better.
Invest in some Beano! It's my best friend!
ReplyDeleteIt gets much better. And then your colorectal place is just like cocoa-dipped strawberries. Did I just ruin those strawberries for you?
ReplyDeleteHa-ha! That cloud of dust is your body expelling TOXINS my dear. Let 'em fly! (Away that is.) When you don't fill your body with stuff that turns into colonic sludge your body has a chance to release the colonic sludge that's already there. Sexy stuff!
ReplyDeleteI prefer the term stinky mud.
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